New World Is Waiting.

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orlandofox:

not-a-comedian:

some cruddy bowsers, my arm has been hurting but I really want to draw :x

Love. <3

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darkfliercynthia:

darkfliercynthia:

how the hell are some of u guys 13/14

when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia

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BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS

BOYXBOY DONT LIKE DONT READ

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sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.

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aaaaa42:

*drop’s a box of tic tacs*aaahhh my tic tacs! theres tic tacs everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac*

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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edwardspoonhands:

gill-ia:

postllimit:

qrieves:

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

the donkey fucked the dragon

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the donkey fucked the dragon in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

I can’t stop laughing at this.

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phandoms-united:

scifuck:

WHAT

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

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girlwithalessonplan:

If I don’t make her type, she turns in all her poems like this.

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merlinfanatic77:

vintage-drunk:

wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

reblogging for comment 

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usbdongle:

jelligator:

dongletransmit:

NICE

IT ONLY GETS
FUNNIER
CRIES

I KEEP THINKINF OTF THIS WHILE IM WORKING IH AVE TO FIGHT BACK LAUGHING MY ASS OFF ON THE PHONE BECAUSE OF “NICE”

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They’re like, 12
—The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)
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